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UberDuberSoldat
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 Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 3:56 am Post subject: The day Akane realized |
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that his first love was too young for him
when he had to dip his junk in applesauce and make airplane noises to get him put his dick in his mouth.
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UberDuberSoldat
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Akane meets up with a gay guy at a faggots only bar. They go home and have lots of gay sex. Rimming each other, boning each other in the ass, sucking each other off and collapse in the middle of the bed in a wet spot consisting of Astroglide, semen, shit and a little blood and fall asleep.
The next morning Akane's new fagtoy wakes up to find himself alone in bed. He walks through the house calling out to his newest butt buddy and hears an answer coming from the kitchen. He walks in and sees Akane furiously jerking off into a baggie.
"What's wrong? Didn't I satisfy you last night"
"Oh no" Akane replied, still jerking off, "I'm just packing you a lunch for your first day of 2nd grade" |
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UberDuberSoldat
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Akane is driving along and sees a little boy standing on the side of the road next to some skid marks and a broken guard rail.
Akane: What happened?
Little boy: I was in the car with my mommy and daddy and we had an accident. My mommy pushed me out of the car just before it went off the cliff and now my mommy and daddy are dead. With that, he started sobbing.
Akane: So you are all alone now?
Boy: Yes.
Akane looked around, and started to unzip his pants and said "this just isn't your lucky day, is it?"
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UberDuberSoldat
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Wafflestomper
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| Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 11:41 am Post subject: |
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| Its about goddamn time someone made this thread. |
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Wafflestomper
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Rofl.
"About this episode: *Censored* you Akane" |
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Wafflestomper
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UberDuberSoldat
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DocGolem
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| Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 11:00 pm Post subject: |
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I wanted to post applesauceguy.jpg, but I don't have it and can't find it. 
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You wouldn't steal a handbag. You wouldn't steal a car. You wouldn't steal a baby. You wouldn't shoot a policeman. And then steal his helmet. You wouldn't go to the toilet in his helmet. And then send it to the policeman's grieving widow. And then steal it again! Downloading films is stealing. If you do it, you will face the consequences. |
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